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A man walks into a shop... Entry id: mistaken-identity
By The Famous Brett Watson
On Sun, 25 Feb 2001 19:40:00 +1100

Shopkeeper:Good morning! How may I help you?
Customer:I'd like a case of mistaken identity, please.
Shopkeeper:Certainly, John; always a pleasure.
Customer:My name's not John.
Shopkeeper:Oh -- sorry.

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